Even though it’s Thursday, we can still WTF Wednesday

A couple of weeks ago, I thought about starting a mid-week feature for this blog called WTF Wednesdays. (How no one has thought of this until now is beyond me, by the way; isn’t it catchy?) An old-timey dispenser in a ladies’ restroom inspired me; take a look:

Low-budge Joan Collins + mournful gaze + mullet = feminine protection?

Since I thought of the WTFW tag, I haven’t been able to stop finding things to post under it. Here’s another one:

What occasion would warrant the posting of this sign? Seriously, which one?

Once I started looking, it turned out that, to my great delight, WTFW seemed to be waiting for me everywhere. It has turned into a fun scavenger hunt, with the prize not revealing itself until such time as, say, it cannibalistically stares at me from behind the meat counter glass:

…er…or is that porkibalistic?

Anyway, if your heart desires amusement today, keep an eye out for similar treasures. It’s awesome. And if/when you find something that is truly worth sharing, please go ahead and feel free to post it here.

Tip: if even the color on the box is faded, try a new product to get rid of your gray.

For now, I’ve decided not to make the WTFW a regular feature, but who knows? As evidenced by everything in this post, stranger things have certainly happened.